Mommy Mad Libs
I always thought that having a baby would be HEAVEN ON EARTH___, from what I had seen from my friend’s profiles, I figured it was a lot of__LOVIN AND BLISS__. I was totally__IN OVER MY HEAD_____. First of all my _asshole______ felt like it had been ripped open_____and I couldn’t tell if I would ever_have a solid poop__ again. After labor I really wanted a CRISPY RICE SPICY TUNA ROLL____an it felt so good to finally _EAT TUNA WITH WILD ABANDON____.
I took a lot of _PICTURES____ and put them on _INSTAGRAM____. I got a lot of _LOVE____from people, and they said that _LEVI___looked _LIKE ME AND G___. My body was _BLOWN OUT_____! I loved how I had_BELLY FAT___ now! It took a while but I finally BRUSHED___my __TEETH___.
I looked at my husband with new ADORATION______and felt more LOVE ____toward him than ever before. He was so _HELPFUL____, it was amazing. (2 months later, i hated him for ANYTHING. helpful or not).
If I could tell a __YOUNG__lady anything, it would be to __wait till you’re at least 32__and don’t believe the SEEMINGLY PERPETUAL BLISS__you __SEE_on SOCIAL MEDIA____! (it’s all amazing and worth it, but the hardest job you’ll ever have ever ever ever !)